Anonymous asked: Do you have a cute name for people who find you attractive?

new-york-i-love-you:

Blind

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via new-york-i-love-you)

oldst0rms:

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

do you know how much i would have benefited from this two years ago when i wasn’t a fucking child

oldst0rms:

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

do you know how much i would have benefited from this two years ago when i wasn’t a fucking child

(via roomfullofspite)

ipsumexte:

marlborodaisies:

Prof Madoobie

maggie piff

ipsumexte:

marlborodaisies:

Prof Madoobie

maggie piff

tit-gravy:

fuckyeaheda:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

I really wish I had this sooner. My heart is heavy today.

Signal boost this, y’all.

tit-gravy:

fuckyeaheda:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

I really wish I had this sooner. My heart is heavy today.

Signal boost this, y’all.

(via biscuitsinmytummy)

fuckyeahifightlikeagirl:

samflow:

The SCAR Project: Breast Cancer Is Not A Pink Ribbon

The SCAR Project is a series of large-scale portraits of young breast cancer survivors shot by fashion photographer David Jay. Primarily an awareness raising campaign, The SCAR Project puts a raw, unflinching face on early onset breast cancer while paying tribute to the courage and spirit of so many brave young women.

Dedicated to the more than 10,000 women under the age of 40 who will be diagnosed this year alone, The SCAR Project is an exercise in awareness, hope, reflection and healing.

Read more here

Now HERE’S a good goddamn glimpse at breast cancer.  Fuck your “save second base” bullshit.  -C

(via lawrence-of-arabia)

mariuspontmerciless:

jessiphia:

vaderblues:

Always in motion is the future.

whoa who is this attractive man and where can I get one

That’s Yoda

(via vaticanncameoss)

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

(via perksofbeingamusician)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: sidegrl, via anti-fapitalism)

bagmilk:

sniffling:

don’t you knock?

why is there cottage cheese on the edge of the tub

bowl’s empty. ‘sfor rinsing the capybara

bagmilk:

sniffling:

don’t you knock?

why is there cottage cheese on the edge of the tub

bowl’s empty. ‘sfor rinsing the capybara

(Source: tharlk, via richheart-poorcoat)

(Source: supcan, via impregnablevoid)